The fire ant socks

Posted by Aaron Schmidt (Auckland, New Zealand) on 20 January 2005 in Sport & Recreation.

Our next item up for bid is a fine pair of fire ant resistant socks. Seen here, being modelled by our very own, Aurélie, these socks are guaranteed to protect against a variety of attacks by the dreaded fire ants. Aurélie is also demonstrating the latest french fashion of one sock and one shoe, a look made famous in 2004 by Karl Lagerfeld. This new chic style has the practical application of exposing one leg to the fire ants, thus reducing the chances of a combined attack and possible infiltration into the groin region.

Now available: 2005 Calendar ($15.99 US)

Canon EOS REBEL
1/500 second
F/9.0
ISO 200
55 mm