Exactly one year ago today, I banished Justin Thoo to the salt shaker. I had forgotten of him but he had not forgotten me. He came back with a vengeance, wielding the Sword of Poseidon and challenging me for the right of Kraigor's Throne. Even with my Iron Canon, I fell quickly to his unrelenting blows and his blinding hatred. Alas, it is now I that am banished and I am forced to wonder the void and wait another year before I can reclaim what is rightfully mine.
Mark the 27th of February 11,478 (in the year of Kraigor) on your calendar dear friend, for it will be the last date you ever know!